Krinkle cut fries are the shittiest of the shit tier fries. I would rather munch on a raw fucking potato ripped straight from the dirt than even look at these vanilla shits. This is the unseasoned chicken of side dishes and to me and 99.9% of the entire population it’s an insult to a legendary vegetable. Imagine ordering fries and getting these instead, it feels like getting bitch slapped across the jaw by the middle finger. I would never eat at a restaurant that serves these because I’m convinced that the chefs there must have no grasp of what tastes good. If you eat these not only could you never be my SO, you could never be my friend either. In fact I would need to fight you right where you stand. I’m sorry I’m having a bad day this post wasn’t entirely about fries but those things really do suck.
@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise
